After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night, his parents heard sobbing coming from his room.
Rushing back in, they found him crying hysterically. He managed to tell them that he had swallowed a penny and he was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking was helping. ... more »
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Wednesday, June 13
Humorous Father's Day Story : Books About Fathers
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on Wed 13 Jun 2007 01:48 PM PDT
Monday, May 28
Business Vocabulary Builders :Glossary Blamestorming, 404,
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on Mon 28 May 2007 06:51 AM PDT
Terms become part of business life because they entertain and capture a moment from real life. Enjoy a few that we’ve collected for you. ADMINISPHERE: the rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate of irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why ... more » Saturday, May 19
Kids And Teachers Humorous Moments
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on Sat 19 May 2007 06:45 AM PDT
Parenting and teaching are sure to bring hilarious moments like these conversations reported by teachers. TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered CLASS: Maria! __________________________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, ... more » Sunday, April 22
Quotes Famous People About Mother and Parenting
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on Sun 22 Apr 2007 06:00 AM PDT
The call to be a mother and do it well, is what changes the world. We’ve captured what statesmen (Abraham Lincoln, John Quincy Adams) and key cultural influencers said about their mothers. “Remember to call your mother.” “I remember my Mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life.” - Abraham Lincoln “ God could ... more » Monday, April 16
Entertaining Sports and Relationship Stories: Humor
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on Mon 16 Apr 2007 06:04 PM PDT
Football: Upon hearing Joe Jacoby of the 'Skins say "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said, "To win, I'd run over Joe's mom too."
Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann 1996: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
Basketball: Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager, on his team's 7-27 record: "We can't win at home. We can't win on the road.. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play." (1992) Football & Relationships: A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said. "What do you mean?" he asked. "Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"
Humor, Riddles, Illustration, Books : Easter Kids, Teachers
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on Mon 16 Apr 2007 05:59 PM PDT
Easter Humor
Easter Riddles
Sunday, April 15
Humor: Business Starting Salary Story
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on Sun 15 Apr 2007 06:19 PM PDT
A story is told about the negative impact of an “entitlement” attitude in job candidates.. Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of Harvard, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The candidate said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The HR Person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of ... more » Thursday, April 12
Business Humor and Quotes
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on Thu 12 Apr 2007 06:28 AM PDT
Humor and quotes for business communications
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. - Milton Berle A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
A consultant is an ordinary person a long way from home.
A crisis is when you cannot say "let's just forget the whole thing." |
  
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